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TEXT="#080000" bgproperties="fixed" background="21164643.jpg"> <div> <B>Blessed are the poor in spirit : for their's is the kingdom of heaven. </B></div> <div> <B>Matthew 5:3</B></div> <div> <B><IMG SRC="4058e8e0.gif" border=0 width="142" height="142" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></B><FONT SIZE="2" COLOR="#CC0000" FACE="Arial Black" > </FONT></div> <div> GIT'IT BUBBA <U> </U> </div> <div> <B> <embed src="HTMLobj-1028/Foggy_MountainBreakdown_RgA_B.mid" autostart="true" loop="true" width="145" height="70">  </B></div> </td> <valign="top" height=380 BGCOLOR="#CCFFFF" TEXT="#080000" background="21164643.jpg"> <div><center> Redneck Jokes <IMG SRC="7adb5360.jpg" border=0 width="181" height="54" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></center></div> <div> <B><center> AMERICAN BY BIRTH, SOUTHERN BY THE GRACE OF GOD.</center></B></div> <div> <FONT SIZE="6" COLOR="#CC0000" FACE="Jokerman" ><center>WELCOME </center> </FONT></div> <div> <FONT SIZE="4" COLOR="#CC0000" FACE="Jokerman" ><center>TO THE</center></FONT> </div> <div> <center> REDNECK</center></div> <div> <IMG SRC="32520280.gif" border=0 width="32" height="40" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"><center> PALACE</center> <center> <IMG SRC="32520280.gif" border=0 width="32" height="40" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></center></div> <div> <IMG SRC="3f156780.gif" border=0 width="86" height="120" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"> <FONT SIZE="4" COLOR="#009900" FACE="Jokerman" ><IMG SRC="38222b50.jpg" border=0 width="290" height="181" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></FONT> <IMG SRC="3f345780.gif" border=0 width="69" height="120" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"> </div> <div> <IMG SRC="17510100.gif" border=0 width="16" height="16" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"> <IMG SRC="17510100.gif" border=0 width="16" height="16" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"> <IMG SRC="17510100.gif" border=0 width="16" height="16" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"> <IMG SRC="17510100.gif" border=0 width="16" height="16" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></div> <div> <FONT SIZE="4" COLOR="#CC0000" FACE="Arial Black" >FEATURING</FONT></div> <div> THE POSSUM HOLLER BAND</div> <div> AND</div> <div> BUBBA THE DANCING RAT </div> <bR> <bR> <div> <IMG SRC="3065a730.gif" border=0 width="90" height="115" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"> <IMG SRC="2c878750.gif" border=0 width="120" height="117" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"> <IMG SRC="3086d7f0.gif" border=0 width="109" height="127" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"> <IMG SRC="2cc64640.gif" border=0 width="100" height="100" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"> </div> <div> <FONT SIZE="4" COLOR="#CC0000" FACE="Arial Black" > </FONT><U>OL'GATOR </U> <U>COOTER</U> <U>ROCKY</U> <U>SKEETER</U></div> <bR> <div> <IMG SRC="2fa64640.gif" border=0 width="100" height="100" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"> <IMG SRC="2f864640.gif" border=0 width="100" height="100" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"> <IMG SRC="2f964640.gif" border=0 width="100" height="100" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"> <IMG SRC="70277780.gif" border=0 width="119" height="120" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></div> <div> <U>CORNWALLACE</U> <U>CLETUS</U> <U>'NUGENE</U> <U>CUZ</U></div> <bR> <div> <IMG SRC="324ed350.gif" border=0 width="237" height="53" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"> </div> <div> Redneck: A white member of the Southern rural laboring class.(As defined by Webster) <br> Or, just good'ol hard work'in home folks. </div> <div> <IMG SRC="3ed78730.gif" border=0 width="120" height="115" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"> <IMG SRC="34fda640.gif" border=0 width="218" height="100" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"> <IMG SRC="3ef78350.gif" border=0 width="120" height="53" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></div> <div> <IMG SRC="67f50810.gif" border=0 width="80" height="129" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"> </div> <bR> <div> <IMG SRC="17510100.gif" border=0 width="16" height="16" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"> GO TO REDNECK JOKES PAGE 1 <A HREF="redneck_jokes1b.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Redneck Jokes"><U><IMG SRC="30e22210.gif" border=0 width="34" height="33" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></U></A></div> <div> <FONT SIZE="2" COLOR="#CC0000" FACE="Arial" >1 thru umpteen.............</FONT></div> <bR> <div> <IMG SRC="17510100.gif" border=0 width="16" height="16" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"> GO TO REDNECK JOKES PAGE 2 <A HREF="redneck_jokes_pg__2.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Redneck Jokes Pg. 2"><U><IMG SRC="31222210.gif" border=0 width="34" height="33" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></U></A> </div> <div> <FONT SIZE="2" COLOR="#CC0000" FACE="Arial" >umpteen thru blue million............</FONT></div> <bR> <div> <IMG SRC="17510100.gif" border=0 width="16" height="16" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"> GO TO REDNECK JOKES PAGE 3 <A HREF="redneck_jokes_pg_3.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Redneck Jokes Pg.3"><U><IMG SRC="31122210.gif" border=0 width="34" height="33" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></U></A> </div> <div> <FONT SIZE="2" COLOR="#CC0000" FACE="Arial" >Blue million thru gazillion...........</FONT></div> <bR> <bR> <div> <IMG SRC="17510100.gif" border=0 width="16" height="16" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"> <FONT SIZE="2" COLOR="#CC0000" FACE="Arial Black" >GO TO YOU MIGHT BE A YANKEE </FONT><A HREF="you_might_be_a_yankee_if.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE=" YOU MIGHT BE A YANKEE IF...."><U><IMG SRC="31222210.gif" border=0 width="34" height="33" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></U></A></div> <div> Redneck certified test..........</div> <bR> <bR> <div> <FONT SIZE="2" COLOR="#CC0000" FACE="Arial" > <IMG SRC="17510100.gif" border=0 width="16" height="16" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"> </FONT> GO TO TIPS FOR YANKEES <A HREF="tips_for_yankees.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Tips for Yankees"><U><IMG SRC="30e22210.gif" border=0 width="34" height="33" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></U></A> </div> <div> <FONT SIZE="2" COLOR="#CC0000" FACE="Arial Black" >MOV'IN TO THE SOUTH </FONT></div> <div> Comm'in from the East, turn left</div> <div> Comm'in from the West, turn right </div> <bR> <div> <IMG SRC="17510100.gif" border=0 width="16" height="16" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"> GO TO REDNECK TEST <FONT SIZE="2" COLOR="#CC0000" FACE="Arial" ><A HREF="redneck_test.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Redneck Test"><U><IMG SRC="85823210.gif" border=0 width="35" height="33" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></U></A></FONT></div> <div> Here's yore chance to find out ! </div> <bR> <bR> <div> <IMG SRC="17510100.gif" border=0 width="16" height="16" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"> <FONT SIZE="2" COLOR="#CC0000" FACE="Arial Black" >GO TO REDNECK VALENTINE <A HREF="redneck_valentine.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Redneck Valentine"><U><IMG SRC="65f22210.gif" border=0 width="34" height="33" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></U></A></FONT></div> <div> Yo're Sweetheart 'ul Love it !</div> <bR> <div> <IMG SRC="17510100.gif" border=0 width="16" height="16" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"> GO TO REDNECK SONGS PAGE <A HREF="redneck_midi_songs.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Redneck Midi Songs"><U><IMG SRC="33c22210.gif" border=0 width="34" height="33" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></U></A></div> <div> <FONT SIZE="2" COLOR="#CC0000" FACE="Arial" >Midi files fo yo're toe tap'in enjoyment !</FONT></div> <bR> <div> <IMG SRC="17510100.gif" border=0 width="16" height="16" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"> GO TO REDNECK PHOTO SHOW <A HREF="redneck_photo_show.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Redneck Photo Show"><U><IMG SRC="28d22210.gif" border=0 width="34" height="33" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></U></A></div> <div> <FONT SIZE="2" COLOR="#CC0000" FACE="Arial" >Good ol' home fokls. You gotta love'em !</FONT></div> <bR> <bR> <div> <IMG SRC="17510100.gif" border=0 width="16" height="16" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"> GO TO REDNECK DICTIONARY <A HREF="redneck_dictionary.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="REDNECK DICTIONARY"><U><IMG SRC="3ce22210.gif" border=0 width="34" height="33" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></U></A></div> <div> <FONT SIZE="2" COLOR="#CC0000" FACE="Arial" >A must if'en yo're gonna understand</FONT></div> <div> this site ratcheer................</div> <bR> <bR> <div> <FONT SIZE="2" COLOR="#CC0000" FACE="Arial" > <IMG SRC="17510100.gif" border=0 width="16" height="16" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"> </FONT>GO TO 'BREVIATED MEDICUL <A HREF="_breviated_medicul_dickshunnary.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Breviated Medicul Dickshunnary!"><U><IMG SRC="72522210.gif" border=0 width="34" height="33" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></U></A></div> <div> DICKSHUNNARY</div> <div> <FONT SIZE="2" COLOR="#CC0000" FACE="Arial" >Doctoren terms explained !!</FONT> </div> <div> <IMG SRC="34a794e0.gif" border=0 width="121" height="78" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"> <IMG SRC="63f512a0.gif" border=0 width="81" height="42" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"> <IMG SRC="446444c0.gif" border=0 width="68" height="76" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></div> <div> <IMG SRC="1c444320.gif" border=0 width="68" height="50" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"> <IMG SRC="31d81c70.jpg" border=0 width="129" height="199" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"> <IMG SRC="1c444320.gif" border=0 width="68" height="50" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></div> <div> HIGH TECH REDNECK ?? </div> <div> </div> <div> <A HREF="funny_pic_s_1.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Funny Pics 1"><U><IMG SRC="4ea64200.gif" border=0 width="100" height="32" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></U></A> </div> <bR> <div> </div> <bR> <div> <FONT SIZE="4" COLOR="#009900" FACE="Jokerman" > </FONT></div> </body>